22 signs you are a son of a trawler man

A few signs that you were brought up in a 1970's Scottish fishing village and your dad was a trawler man.

• You know when the back o Sunday is.
• You thought all dads had a nap on Sunday afternoon when you went to Sunday school.
• If you ever went on a fishing trip you were renamed - Jonah.
• You thought that laughing at people being sea sick was the right thing to do. 
• You thought all Dad's only came home at the weekend. 
• You never looked forward to dad coming home as every time you were bad your mum would say "Wait till your father gets home!" 
• The TV always got switched over in the middle of your favourite programme to watch the weather forecast.
• Working on the boat in the harbour always involved a trip to the dole office. 
• You thought the natural smell in all garages was that of curing herring.
• A "fry" was not just a way to cook. 
• Something being boiled alive on the stove was to be looked forward to. 
• You though that anytime a dad called home from work it was compulsory to say "over" at the end of your sentence. 
• You are good at geography because you needed a map of the whole of the UK to check out all the places your dad was working. 
• You thought the volume always went up automatically when the fishing forecast came on the radio. 
• You thought the "Isle of Man" was like Santa's Grotto because when dad went there he always came back with presents. 
• You have worn a Fair Isle Gansey and thought it was cool.
• You thought that the VW Dormobile Van was the fastest thing on the road bar non. 
• You always have to donate to the RNLI every time you see one of those little lifeboats collecting tins. 
• Your kitchen drawer always had a lone messer knife in it.
• You are scarred by the memory of drinking tea with condensed milk it.
• You have the ability clean your plate with a piece of bread or potato so you can use the same bowl to eat all three courses.
• You thought a trip on a boat was a necessary biblical induction for all ministers everywhere when taking on a new church.

Any more?